Confessions of a Nursing Mother
Wanna know what clears a roomful of male church staffers faster than anything?
Saying, “I think I’m gonna pull out the breast pump now.”
It’s a great repellent power I wield when I want to be repellant. If I want a church classroom all to myself on a Tuesday morning (though I hardly ever do). Still, mentioning the breast pump to these guys is on par with …