Dear Kirby Vacuum Salesman (Epistolary Wednesday)
On Wednesdays, I'm writing letters.
The deal was that you would shampoo my living room carpet and my stairs. In exchange, I would listen to your vacuum sales pitch for a product that truly does sell itself. Of course, you won’t tell me the price ‘til the very end, after you’ve done the pitch, after you’ve followed the act devised by Corporate in Clevelan…