Dear Skinniest Me, (Epistolary Wednesday)
On Wednesdays, I write letters.
Dear Skinniest Me,
This is my breakup letter to you.
I've spent so much time trying to keep you and, strangely, there were times I had you and didn't realize I had you 'til you'd slipped away again. (Such a common misfortune among my thirties-aged friends, I find.) I know I had your attention three years ago, for about a mon…