Holy Family Faberge-Style Egg
This advertisement is funnier if you can imagine it being spoken by a deep male voice, very stiff, very paced.
"And for your gift of 25 dollars a month or 250 dollars one time, [Paul and Jan would] like to send this beautiful Holy Family Faberge-Style Egg, decorated with sparkling jewel-like emblems. This fabergé-style egg is a special work of art you’ll…