Heather Weber- Dear Exiles

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Tiny: a Cookie Conversation

Tiny: a Cookie Conversation

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Dec 29, 2011
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Tiny: a Cookie Conversation
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Ah cookie? Ah cookie?

No. the cookies are all gone. We’re not having cookies.

Ah cookie?

Nope. Do you want some crackers?

No.

Do you want some Chex?

No.

Do you want some raisins?

No.

[Curiously eyes old carrot stick on floor, picks it up, nibbles it momentarily].

Reset. 15 minutes later:Ah cookie?

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